the madman’s eyes of Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

and there’s bling, too.

a golden chain holding a golden crucifix

set within a crucifix of gold,

the outer cross doubling down

to kiss the ass of God.

Fulton, a television star of the 1950s

wasn’t on the family's routine schedule, but

the comic genius, Ernie Kovacs was, and

baby-o-baby his wife Edie Adams was hot.

I mean red hot. genuine hot tamale hot. blazing hot.

but Fulton? christ! those madman’s eyes!