Friday, June 5, 2026

                     the “permission slip”

if you leave the classroom

you have to have a “permission slip”––

a bright yellow-colored, pre-printed sheet of paper

which will travel with you.

for example:

“this allows (blank) permission to use the restroom.”

(blank) is filled-in with your name.

your very own, personalized “permission slip.”

there were 23 kids in the classroom.

there were 6 kids in the hallway carrying “permission slips”

and another 7 standing at the urinals.

there were 2.5  million people in the United States.

there are billions of us in the world

and near a trillion stars in the home galaxy

although they said "Andromeda" is bigger.

as a 12 year resident on Earth, I took that as an insult.

estimated wait-time for an open urinal was anybody’s guess.


also, It was required that the “permission slip”

be returned to the classroom "un-folded" which

was quite an accomplishment while standing at a urinal.


Hugo A. Dubuque School












                     southbound in southern Ohio / 1971-1973?-1970

the sign read:

“last stop for 20 miles”.

surely I can go

20 miles without incident.

what’s 20 miles

when you’re driving

a fast car?

after 10 miles another sign read:

“death awaits in 10 miles”.

what's the driver

of a fast car to do?

so, I traveled on fearlessly

into Kentucky.

inside, the sign

above the counter read:

“We reserve the right

to refuse service to Anyone!”

I ordered the meatloaf plate.