The actual monetary worth of things would be well beyond my reach

Viktoria Mullova

Plays the violin

Plays the Bach Partitas

Alone with her fiddle

Plays the “Ciaccona”

Like a bat outta Moscow.

Seems like she’s worth:

CD used from $5.54.

CD new from $19.99.

I opt for CD new at the retail price of $19.99.

For $19.99 I get Viktoria exactly as I want her;

Ready to be appreciated. A virgin Viktoria.

A Viktoria without violation. A pure Viktoria;

Direct from the retail incubators. Unadulterated. No scuffs.

No scratches. No original sin.