Introducing the all new

“Dotard's Rocket Man Heavy Roller”!

Stick both of them together with library paste

and seal 'em tightly with a few rounds of bubble wrap.

Let the kids play with it for awhile,

snapping the bubbles to their little hearts content.
Watch as it squirms and wriggles, no batteries necessary. 

Watch, as they push it to the floor only to have it pop-up again!

Watch as they roll it across the backyard and possibly

through the tree-line, into the river!

Mom and Dad? Not to worry! the “DRMHR” serves as a fine

floatation device as well! (Non Airline Approved)

And the kids will have fun, fun, fun, ‘till all the sane

people take their “Dotard's Rocket Man Heavy Roller” away!

Next up:

How to properly dispose of  “Dotard's Rocket Man Heavy Roller”.