a critique of unanswered questions on catholicism's weirdness 

wait!

whattaya mean you ate the body of Christ?

whattaya mean it melts on your tongue?

what are you, a Barbarian?

you Jeffrey Dahmer?

did you eat the feet? the brains?

the worm of the esophagus?

did you eat the aponeurosis of the external oblique

and the tensor fasciae latae muscle

located somewhere below the transverse tendinous bands

which you probably thought was a fine meal with sautéed onion

and buttered asparagus tips accompanied by a young dry red?

hmm..?