what if God was an armadillo?

It would have the protective covering to ward-off Beelzebub's thugs.

when threatened, the armadillo is quick and agile, but under no threat

it is usually slow-moving as it goes about its unfinished business, and

under those conditions if God was an armadillo, it would arrive too late

to the children’s wing to be of any use,–– but that would certainly be understandable.

I mean, who could blame God for being late if God was an armadillo?