suppose for a moment that you were God, and God was a tsetse fly?

well, one thing is, you'd zip around all day from place to place

without having to be everywhere at the same time.

I can't imagine having to be everywhere at the same time, although

on the upside nobody will expect your arrival anytime soon, and

tidying-up would always be optional without those cumbersome expectations.

also there's this to consider if you were God and God was a tsetse fly;

you wouldn't need a senior citizen's bus pass to go downtown.

sure, some things might seem more out-of-place than other things, but––

well, I don’t know.

It's just one of those things which cross my mind early in the morning.