I'll visit the art gallery

It’s a one-man-show.

It’s promo’d as

a one-man-show.

what's this?

how dare he!

I’ve got a bunch

of loose paper stuff

in the basement at home

better than the shit

he’s got hanging in here,

and his are under glass!

what're they, pheasants?

what a mad collection

of pomposity!

his guests are chatty

and neatly dressed,

and that's ok, but

they're all drinking

white wine like they like it.

I’ll bet he drinks chocolate-

flavored Bosco at home.

white wine. fuck this guy.

screw him and his stupid

friends and his stupid white wine.

I got white wine

better than this crap

in the cheap-o wine

cabinet in the kitchen.

my dog won’t even

lick-up the spills

and he licks anything!

fuck this gallery.

screw the wino who hangs

this crap all up in here, and...

ooo! chicken salad finger sandwiches!