I'll visit the art gallery

It’s a one-man-show.

It’s pitched as

a one-man-show.

his guests are chatty

and neatly dressed

and that's ok, but

they're all drinking

white wine like they like it.

white wine. christ. fuck this guy.

I got white wine

better than this crap

in the cheap-o wine

cabinet in the kitchen.

my dog won’t even

lick-up the spills

and he licks anything!

fuck this "one-man-show".

screw the wimp who hangs

this crap all up in here, and...

ooo! chicken-salad finger sandwiches!