“blood of young mice extends life in the old”

the New York Times: 7/28/2023

will each of the old get his own mouse?

will an “EZ” application form be posted online?

so it’s “a chicken in every pot” except it’s a mouse”?

and how is the young mouse bloodletting performed?

are the old restricted to white mice?

are brown mice less expensive and how do I get one?

since the young mouse blood is reserved for the old

are Senior Citizen discounts still in effect?

and as a precaution should the old get rid of their snakes?