“blood of young mice extends life in the old”

the New York Times: 7/28/2023

inquiry:

will each of the old get his own mouse?

will an “EZ” application form be posted online?

and how is the young mouse bloodletting performed?

are the old, restricted to white mice?

are brown mice less expensive and how do I get one?

since the young mouse blood is reserved for the old

are Senior Citizen discounts still in effect?

and as a precaution should the old get rid of their snakes?