why we should exchange gifts on Thanksgiving day.

for one thing it would give us a Thanksgiving eve.

for one thing it would steer our attention away from

the ridiculous Pilgrims.

for one thing it would be good for the Indians.

Whitey could present a new array of baubles to the Indians

and the Indians could give us, let's say.. Greenland.

it works out well for all the communities:

white, and nowhere close to being white.

for one thing people would be able to inquire:

"whatcha get for Thanksgiving"?

and "what’d you get your wife for Thanksgiving"?

men,.. picture her face as she opens the door

expecting relatives, but there sits a low milage,

almost no dents 1998 Toyota Corolla in the driveway

with a fresh roasted turkey tied-down on the roof with all the fixins!

that’s what I’m talkin’ about, guys.

everybody gets laid..in the end.

finito