I got kids

the day after Halloween

and it’s the same old refrain:

“did ya get a lot of kids?”

nobody asks me: “isn't it a lovely day today?”

nobody says: “how you doin’?”

the day after Halloween

and it’s the same old refrain:

“did ya get a lot of kids?”

it must be gratifying to say

you got a lot of kids.

and if you didn't get a lot of kids,

well, then there must be something wrong with you.