-all right, who done it?.. and why'd he do it?

who can say why priest went scurrying from the sacristy 

during the commotion caused by busybody parishioners?

and which among the proprietors murdered

the road-weary gentleman and not by Chesterfield alone?

and who presented the gift of potted herbs to the population

wrapped in the audacity of glistening aluminum?

and tell me now,–– which among the poets

breached the commonness to ask:

“when did the lemons learn

  the same laws as the sun?”

I have answers to these questions, and other questions.

dial: Osborn 14050 extension 3.