Wednesday, August 12, 2015

-Man and his machine-


Late winter snowfall.
Not much accumulation.
Deep cold, though.
De-ice the front stairs.
No need to clear a pathway to the car.
I'll start the car.

Strong startup.
Turnover sound's good.
Strap in.
Seatbelt click sounds good.
Cabin heat and defrosters on
Full-blast.—— good function.

Gasoline reading looks good.
Dial sweeps to F, hard-over.
Instrument display function bright and clear.
(Fidget with the touchscreen)
Navigation systems functioning ok.
Car's where it’s supposed to be.
Little green dot is where we are.

Radio sound-check ok.
Speaker balance good
Front left and right good
Rear left and right good
Sound at the equalizer checks-out.
Engine RPM good function.

Driver-side power window down and up.
Good function.
Passenger side power window...umm..
One moment...

Uhh..window seems frozen.
Button's non-functional.
Light's red.
Driver side checks-out ok.
Auto down and up, check.
Passenger side still negative-function. Umm...
Uh...passenger window still no go.
Light's red.
Umm..still negative-function.
Release first safety.
First safety released.
First safety.
Release second safety.
Second safety released.
Second safety.
Umm...bomb bay door circuits still negative-function.
Light's red...uhh..
"Three miles to target"!
Umm..
"Three miles to target"!
Bomb door circuits still negative-function...umm..
uhh..


Hyundai from the Swansea driveway
approaching the ICBM complex at Minsk





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