-Man and his machine-
Late winter snowfall.
Not much accumulation.
Deep cold, though.
Deep cold, though.
De-ice the front stairs.
No need to clear a pathway to the car.
No need to clear a pathway to the car.
I'll start the car.
Strong startup.
Turnover sound's good.
Strong startup.
Turnover sound's good.
Strap in.
Seatbelt click sounds good.
Seatbelt click sounds good.
Cabin heat and defrosters on
Full-blast.—— good function.
Gasoline reading looks good.
Dial sweeps to F, hard-over.
Instrument display function bright and clear.
Dial sweeps to F, hard-over.
Instrument display function bright and clear.
(Fidget with the touchscreen)
Navigation systems functioning ok.
Car's where it’s supposed to be.
Little green dot is where we are.
Radio sound-check ok.
Speaker balance good
Front left and right good
Rear left and right good
Sound at the equalizer checks-out.
Engine RPM good function.
Driver-side power window down and up.
Good function.
Passenger side power window...umm..
One moment...
Good function.
Passenger side power window...umm..
One moment...
Uhh..window seems frozen.
Button's non-functional.
Light's red.
Light's red.
Driver side checks-out ok.
Auto down and up, check.
Auto down and up, check.
Passenger side still negative-function. Umm...
Uh...passenger window still no go.
Uh...passenger window still no go.
Light's red.
Umm..still negative-function.
Release first safety.
First safety released.
First safety.
Release second safety.
Second safety released.
Second safety.
Umm...bomb bay door circuits still negative-function.
Light's red...uhh..
"Three miles to target"!
Umm..
"Three miles to target"!
Bomb door circuits still negative-function...umm..
uhh..
Umm..still negative-function.
Release first safety.
First safety released.
First safety.
Release second safety.
Second safety released.
Second safety.
Umm...bomb bay door circuits still negative-function.
Light's red...uhh..
"Three miles to target"!
Umm..
"Three miles to target"!
Bomb door circuits still negative-function...umm..
uhh..
Hyundai from the Swansea driveway
approaching the ICBM complex at Minsk
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