-René, Bernadette, and the Muscleman-

René Beauchemin is a wimp.

at the beach, the local muscleman

kicks sand in his face humiliating Bernadette

who romantically begins to consider the muscleman.

she’s squeezing the bicep of his right arm

even though the muscleman's left-handed.

René’s left-handed, too,
not that it matters in situations like this.

René was an ink-smudger in grade school.

(his left hand is sliding through the wetness of ink,
left to right on the cursive page of his letters.
old, and hard-hearted, Miss Sykes grades him as: "Failed"
in the category of: "Neatness")

at home, René is angered by his frailties

and kicks a wastepaper basket causing a trashy mess.

later, René works-out and builds muscle-mass.

he likes what he sees in the mirror.

back on the beach, René socks the muscleman

square on the jaw to win back the heart of Bernadette.

Bernadette squeals: “My Hero” and

excites René with a wet kiss to his mouth.

back home, Bernadette rewards René with the blowjob of his life.