-Say hello to Larry n' Cecil-

Together they're dysfunctional

As obsolete as a drawerful of engine cranks.

Or so we thought.
What's left of them was once the cold-blooded

Preserves of history, but not so fast.
Say hello to Larry n' Cecil

And allow us to introduce ourselves.
We're the ones who presumed you dead and buried.

We're the ones who thought we had it in the bag.
We're the hollow-eyed four-pointer rope-yanked

To the hood of your smelly Chevy pickup.

Enjoy the resurrection, boys, and yeehaw!

The party's on us.

Writ upon the Electoral College madness of 2016