H.W. Longfellow called me last night from a phone booth
somewhere in the downtown area.
It was rainy and cold and as far as I could tell he needed
a place to stay for the night. I said I was busy and hung up.
but he called back saying: “let me come over and I’ll tell you
what a poem is.
I've never taken the time to read his stuff outside of grade school,
but he's well-known and I saw this as an opportunity to get in on the action.
“ok. come-up.–– but wipe your feet.”
Longfellow was drenched, his hair was a natty mess and he smelled
like a damp kitchen sponge after a month’s use.
“so gimme the goods, Hank! what’s a poem?”
he stared into space for a moment and murmured: “anything writ which ends in:
“my feet show it, they’re Longfellows” is a poem.”
I kicked his ass out into the cold rainy night and an admirable sociological history.
the end.