Tuesday, June 20, 2023
and “The New York Times” has asked
17 of their columnists to pick one TV show,
Movie, Book or Song which in their minds
best describes America.
I’m guessing they mean the United States
and not Argentina or Guatemala.
I’m also guessing that they don’t give a shit
about what I would pick from my frame of reference,
or the pick of the guy across the street who likes to
ride his new, metallic green John Deere across his lawn
every freakin’ morning at sunup.
the ear-piercing machine has headlights.
It turns on a dime and mows any patch
of dirt in its way to an expanding cloud of dust.
he sits high in the saddle.
his balding head bends according to the direction
his rattling John Deere goes with the slight turn of its wheel.
I hate that guy, but I’ll bet he has an opinion.
many of the picks by the learned columnists
were centered on movies and television shows
because, well, that’s entertainment.
and aren’t we all seeking to be entertained?
as for my pick it will be a poem.
specifically, one of my poems. a recent poem.
a poem about mass murder on an escalator going up,
and I submitted a photo of the massacre in progress
for the rubbernecker’s enjoyment. horrible situation. horrible.
that’s a fair description of America as I see it from the discomfort
of my kitchen table each morning leafing through “The New York Times”––
the national newspaper of record, cursing the racket's enabler,
sipping coffee, sometimes with plump Del Monte mango slices on the side,
sometimes with a blueberry muffin, sometimes with a .38 in my lap.
so the question is: would this exposé be classified as entertaining enough
to meet the criteria of "My America" set forth in "The New York Times" this morning?
well, sure.–– how would it not be?